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Beyoncé’s Twins Are the Only Kids Trevor Noah Wants to See on Facebook

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Trevor Noah joked about Beyoncé and Jay Z’s twins, and took a moment to get serious about Philando Castile.

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Beyoncé and Jay Z

This past weekend generated plenty of news about President Trump, but the late-night hosts took a break from their constant political quipping to celebrate the arrival of a certain set of twins.

“I want to say congrats to Beyoncé and Jay Z, who welcomed twins. The doctor said, ‘It’s a boy and a girl,’ and the twins said, ‘It’s Jay Z and Beyoncé, oh my gosh!’” — JIMMY FALLON

“You know how powerful Beyoncé is? For the first time in history, people actually want to see pictures of kids on Facebook. Everybody’s scrolling, like, ‘Where are they, where are they? Get out of here, dumb nephews, I want to see Beyoncé’s kids.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“She’s named them Juniper Halo and Coriander Starlight. [Pause.] Those aren’t real names, but none of you questioned it!” — JAMES CORDEN

Colbert Sees a ‘Fight Club’ White House

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On “The Late Show,” Stephen Colbert said he had finally figured out why the White House’s narrative on the firing of the former F.B.I. director, James Comey, might seem a little hard to follow: It’s like the Tyler Durden character in the film “Fight Club.”

“So, if Trump says he decided to fire Comey, and Trump says Rod Rosenstein told Trump to fire Comey, that means Trump is Rod Rosenstein. It’s a ‘Fight Club’ situation — they’re the same guy. I’ve never seen them on camera together. That explains why Trump can’t stop punching himself in the face.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

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